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WARNING: LONG RANT:
Alrighty, few of you guy (like
) know that I hate Twilight, right? Yep. I do. And the WORST POSSIBLE THING in Twilight is Bella Swan. That's right people, Bella. Before I rant about that terrible role model, let's go through the other characters who suck half as Bella:
Edward: Abusive boyfriend and stalker
Jacob: Pedophile and were- no SHAPESHIFTER and you're a Sirius Black rip-off you lame pedophile.
Renesmee: I don't even know why you were suppose to be a "Dangerous baby" when some random vam- no SPARKLY FAIRY came and died and then Twilight ends the end.
Alice: You're okay but you were sorta annoying and a bit cray' cray'
Jasper: You're also okay but you're also like your girlfriend except you're a psycho instead of annoying.
Emmet: I just hate you
Rosalie: Meanie-pants
Esme + Carlie: You guys are the only good ones here
James: Villains aren't suppose to look as hot as you are and you ruined villains.
Victoria: I also hate you and the Weasleys (from Harry Potter)
es Victoria
Volturi: Terrible villains seriously
Irina: I just hate you i don't even care about you dying.
Okay now onto the Bella Swan rant (with fangirls):
"BUT BELLA SWAN IS A ROLE MODEL!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!11!!!!!!!11111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
LOL seriously all she teaches you to go zombie for six months and then jump off a cliff
"BUT SHE TEACHES U TAT TRUE LUV IS FRUM LUV AT 1ST SIGHT"
Nope, love at first sight is lust, unless you're talking about a fairy tale then okay. But Twilight instead is a dumb rip-off which poisened many minds of young teenage girls since 2005.
"SHE'S BETTER THAN HERMIONE/KATNINSS/DUH OTHER AMAZING ROLE MODELS FROM OTHER GREAT AND AWESOME BOOKS BUT I DUN NOT CARE1!!!!1!!11!!!!111!!!111!!!11!!1111!!!11!!!!1!!!!!11111!!!!11111!!!!!11!!!!1!!!111!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Nope. Hermione pwns Bella Swan anyday because she didn't go zombie for six months and commit suicide when she broke up with Ron in the Deathly Hallows (and then they came back together yay
). Bella, on the other hand, is the terrible role model who broke up with Edward and then came back together because Bella Swan is a pathetic Mary Sue who is the self-insert of the author, goes zombie for six months after the break up and then she JUMPS OFF A CLIFF TO DIE JUST BECAUSE EDWARD BROKE UP WITH HER. AND THAT IS THE WORST EXAMPLE FOR YOUNG TEENAGE GIRLS YOU DUMB, PATHETIC, UGLY, TERRIBLE-ACTING MARY SUE (and ruined Kristen Stewart, glad to see even greater movies starring Ms.Stewart which is better than Twilight and it's terrible sequels). For the other good role models? Katniss is awesome and so own with the others 
Enough of the rant, now the credits!
Stamp maker by MenInASuitcase link: fav.me/d4arhqo
Twilight and its dumb characters belong to Stephanie Meyer who is a terrible author
Others belong to what they belong to
Alrighty, few of you guy (like
) know that I hate Twilight, right? Yep. I do. And the WORST POSSIBLE THING in Twilight is Bella Swan. That's right people, Bella. Before I rant about that terrible role model, let's go through the other characters who suck half as Bella:Edward: Abusive boyfriend and stalker
Jacob: Pedophile and were- no SHAPESHIFTER and you're a Sirius Black rip-off you lame pedophile.
Renesmee: I don't even know why you were suppose to be a "Dangerous baby" when some random vam- no SPARKLY FAIRY came and died and then Twilight ends the end.
Alice: You're okay but you were sorta annoying and a bit cray' cray'
Jasper: You're also okay but you're also like your girlfriend except you're a psycho instead of annoying.
Emmet: I just hate you
Rosalie: Meanie-pants
Esme + Carlie: You guys are the only good ones here
James: Villains aren't suppose to look as hot as you are and you ruined villains.
Victoria: I also hate you and the Weasleys (from Harry Potter)
es VictoriaVolturi: Terrible villains seriously
Irina: I just hate you i don't even care about you dying.
Okay now onto the Bella Swan rant (with fangirls):
"BUT BELLA SWAN IS A ROLE MODEL!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!11!!!!!!!11111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
LOL seriously all she teaches you to go zombie for six months and then jump off a cliff
"BUT SHE TEACHES U TAT TRUE LUV IS FRUM LUV AT 1ST SIGHT"
Nope, love at first sight is lust, unless you're talking about a fairy tale then okay. But Twilight instead is a dumb rip-off which poisened many minds of young teenage girls since 2005.
"SHE'S BETTER THAN HERMIONE/KATNINSS/DUH OTHER AMAZING ROLE MODELS FROM OTHER GREAT AND AWESOME BOOKS BUT I DUN NOT CARE1!!!!1!!11!!!!111!!!111!!!11!!1111!!!11!!!!1!!!!!11111!!!!11111!!!!!11!!!!1!!!111!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Nope. Hermione pwns Bella Swan anyday because she didn't go zombie for six months and commit suicide when she broke up with Ron in the Deathly Hallows (and then they came back together yay
). Bella, on the other hand, is the terrible role model who broke up with Edward and then came back together because Bella Swan is a pathetic Mary Sue who is the self-insert of the author, goes zombie for six months after the break up and then she JUMPS OFF A CLIFF TO DIE JUST BECAUSE EDWARD BROKE UP WITH HER. AND THAT IS THE WORST EXAMPLE FOR YOUNG TEENAGE GIRLS YOU DUMB, PATHETIC, UGLY, TERRIBLE-ACTING MARY SUE (and ruined Kristen Stewart, glad to see even greater movies starring Ms.Stewart which is better than Twilight and it's terrible sequels). For the other good role models? Katniss is awesome and so own with the others Enough of the rant, now the credits!
Stamp maker by MenInASuitcase link: fav.me/d4arhqo
Twilight and its dumb characters belong to Stephanie Meyer who is a terrible author
Others belong to what they belong to
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Wait, someone with a sane mind actually sees her as a role model?! WTF?!