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LONG RANT + MAJOR SPOILERS IF YOU NEVER WATCHED ANY OF THE MOVIES:    

I really don't like some several Disney crossover pairings like JimxAriel and LokixBelle (yuck! Xp) now I'll rant about ALL the canon Disney pairings and what shippings people ship instead of them (and including other stuff in that movie)

Snow White x Prince Charming
Some people ship Snow White x Huntsman and I'm like: , seriously, JUST because the did some random things together doesn't mean they really love each other, I mean they were doing some stuff like picking flowers then the huntsman tells Snow White "They queen wants to kill you please run away." How's that love? Snow White x Prince Charming is the REAL couple! 

Cinderella x Prince Charming (Cinderellawise, not Snow-Whitewise)
I don't see any other Cinderella pairings so yeah IT'S CANON!

Aurora x Prince Philip
I just saw random people x Aurora but Aurora x Prince Philip is canon.

Ariel x Prince Eric
oh yeah, we're going to have a long rant on this, are we?
First couple besides Ariel x Prince Eric is Ariel x Jim. I don't get it. Yes both like treasure hunting. But they live in different times, Ariel in the 1700s (I think) and Jim in the future! How are they going to interact? And ANOTHER terrible Ariel couple is Ariel and Hades I mean
Hades is an evil Greek God and Ariel's a mermaid! I know it's okay to date a villain in fiction, but Hades is dead already! Seriously, imagine this:
Ariel was going to look for human treasures on the human shore while Hades plans to kill her when she get's out of the water!